John and Mary look like they’re scolding their child.
which is the basis of their relationship all together.
– Grown-ups like that sort of thing. – Why? – I don’t know, I’ll ask one.
my ideal weight is benedict cumberbatch on top of me
you’re a phenomenon
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Oh, hello, John. Didn’t expect to see you here.
Come for me too?
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sexual orientation: this picture of benedict cumberbatch